Why Toronto is The Greatest City in The World
“It’s too expensive.”
“The transit sucks.”
“People are mean.”
Yes. Yes. OKAY MAYBE YOU DID SOMETHING TO MAKE IT SO?
I believe Toronto is the greatest city in the world and no one can tell me otherwise. Although I understand where people from New York and Los Angeles are coming from – you’re just not us stillllll. We don’t have Donald Trump as our leader bean and we also have universal health care, thank God. I know Montreal and Vancouver are also going to try and chime in but like, 1) Quebec & Religion (enough said) and 2) Do they even have fetes in Vancouver? Do you have NBA teams? Oh. You don’t.
This post wasn’t made to put others down though, this was to boost about why Toronto is awesome because I feel in the winter we temporarily forget that.
The sheer arrogance of Toronto makes my heart warm. As someone who is also arrogant, I couldn’t imagine being in any other place. I made a short list of 10 things I really like about where I live. There is definitely many MANY more reason but since I am a true millennial Torontonian, who has time to write all that between two jobs to afford where I live?
We have MLB, NBA, MLS and NHL teams in the city. No other Canadian cities have all of that going on, so boom, we already superior. (yes, we also have a CFL team but as a devout Tiger-Cats fan, I’m not even going to get into that)
The smorgasbord of different foods available to us at ungodly hours is never ending.
Fete after Fete after Fete. You’d better believe there is a soca fete to attend every weekend at any time of year. Summertime is even better because there is boat rides to go to nonstop so you can jones and wukkup while looking at our awesome skyline.
Our slang is the most ridiculous, obnoxious and brilliant thing all at the same time. When someone asks how many languages you speak ‘Toronto Hoodman‘ should be listed in that.
Along with the different foods available regularly, the insane amount of food festivals during summer is a marvel in itself. One weekend you are at Jerk Fest and the next you are at Salsa on St. Clair or downing some gyros at Taste of the Danforth.
Caribana. We have the biggest street festival in North America EVERY year showcasing our biggest treasure. (see #7)
Toronto Women. I feel like I don’t really need to explain this one – if you’ve visited here, you already know you can’t walk five feet without seeing a 10. Now imagine Caribana, where there is thousands of 10’s everywhere dancing? Bet.
I realize I would get some side-eye for this one, but Toronto men as well. I love our Toronto men because who else will understand you when you’re at your FULL Toronto Hoodman talks? After a while it gets annoying explaining to your American bae what ‘nize‘ and ‘cyattie‘ are.
Although we may be a bit brash (as per most people living in a Metropolis) I really do believe we still have that super Canadian kindness to visitors. The constant ‘I’m Sorry!‘ when walking into people proves it enough as well.
We are the most multicultural city in the world, as per the BBC Radio. (TAKE THAT LONDON!)
What do you love most about Toronto? Let me know in the comments!